His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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