she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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