i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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