So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Sorry about my life...
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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