i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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