how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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