No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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