i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Two words: nipple clamps
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