We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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