Where did you get a picture of my penis
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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