Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Everyone says I win the strip club
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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