STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
sarcasm needs its own font
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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