he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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