I want to make a zoo with you.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Randomize
