bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I will pee on everything he values.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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