I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
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