you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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