I want to make a zoo with you.
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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