Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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