whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Dick very happy bro
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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