Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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