That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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