I'll bet she douches with gravy.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
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