Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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