it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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