Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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