I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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