Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
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