That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
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