no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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