4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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