Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
i barfeds in our rink
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
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