i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
worst night to have a conscience
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
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