then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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