So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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