You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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