i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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