I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
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