Whod you bang
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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