Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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