...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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