And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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