I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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