i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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