Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
are you so shy because you have an std?
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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