we're blogging at a bar
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
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