that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
