I will die if light touches me.
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Barsexuality is the new black.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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