That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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