i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
Holy sore nipples Batman
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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