1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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