i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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