so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
Randomize
