Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
Randomize
