i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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