Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
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