okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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