I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
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